Buried in Buzz

If I start a band called 'Laserdiscs', and release a cassingle with some artwork of Urkel and a faded palm tree, with songs that I recorded while twisting knobs at Guitar Center and crooning indecipherably, that sound vaguely like 'minimal disco', what are the odds I will get a glowing write-up in all the coolest music blogs? (95 - 99.5%)?


Can I get more faded palm tree in here?